So why is this lovely plant called and Angel Wing Begonia? Well, it's leaves are shaped like giant wings, and I guess that whoever came up with the name could think of nothing larger than an angel. Now, are angel wings spotted and green? I have never met an angel with spotted or green wings. If anyone else has, I would love to hear about it. In the meantime I am still having to watch out for Santa Clause.
I don't eagerly await his arrival. It is more like,well, lurking in the shadows. After all, I think that Santa just might be a stalker! No, really. Think about it. He knows when you are sleeping, and he knows if you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, who other than a stalker knows all of this, for goodness sake? He might even be a pedophile. After all, he seems to like children alot, and he bribes them with gifts and goodies and candy. If a child sees him, he tells them "Shhhhh, don't tell anyone." with a wink of the eye. He poses for photos with small children on his lap.....now, does this constitute kiddy porn? And he calls them a "Ho! Ho! Ho!" if they "pull on his beard". So....that's what they call it these days! Hmmmm. I think that I am going to have to keep an eye out for this guy. And believe me, it I happen to find him.....
Blessed Be
Trent (with a chuckle and a Ho!)
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3 comments:
Trent - Your off-the-wall humour cracks me up! I'd hazard a guess that you think Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer is really a drunk who doesn't know when to hand over the keys to the sleigh and let the "DD" - designated deer - drive!
An old fashioned merry Christmas
You got that right, Gail!
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