Okay folks, this is better than Viagra! This is a picture of an extremely adorable little sculpt of an elephant, whom I have named "Tike" because he is a cute little tike! I love elephants, although I don't necessarily "collect" them. In fact, I like to stay away from collecting things because the next thing you know you have so many it becomes gaudy and you don't even know what all you have or where it is.
A little known fact, however, is that elephant figures are considered to be good luck. An even less known fact is that the trunks should always be up to promote good fortune. Elephants with lowered trunks tend to bring up energies of sadness. Trunks up bring about joy and abundance. Somehow this makes total sense and sounds very familiar. When up we are happy, when down we are sad. An even less known fact than this one is that the elephant should also always be facing outside, via a doorway or a window or whatever, so that the good fortune is able to be drawn into your house.
These are things to know. These are very useful things to know. These are also things that make you go, "Hmmmmmm...".